I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
