let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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