we have pet lesbian snakes
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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