So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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