i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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