I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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