I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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