There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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