Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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