if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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