I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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