that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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