and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
All I want is dick and wine.
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