Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
