is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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