Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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