Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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