Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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