i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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