you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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