I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.