She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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