that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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