What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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