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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(407): View more from Florida

i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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(914): View more from New York

you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.

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