I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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