Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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