You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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