just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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