Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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