found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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