what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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