he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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