I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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