you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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