It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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