Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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