I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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