Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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