is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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