I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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