Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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