Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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