Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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