is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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