Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Randomize