I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
