I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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