No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
