I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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