New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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