Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
there is glitter all over my balls
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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