in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just high enough for therapy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
how drunk are you?
Several
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
