i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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