every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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