If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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