So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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