Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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