Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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